CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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