well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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