check it out our google latitudes are spooning
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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