is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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