Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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