i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.