at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He better not be in your backpack
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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