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1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night

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2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street

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3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call

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So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you

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(586): 1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night (586): 2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street (586): 3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call (586): So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you http://tfl.nu/crcb

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(313): View more from Michigan

Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it

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(313): Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it http://tfl.nu/qght

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared

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(202): I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared http://tfl.nu/a5x9

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(314): View more from Missouri

The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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(314): The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b http://tfl.nu/enbb

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(207): View more from Maine

my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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(207): my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility. http://tfl.nu/43su

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(785): View more from Kansas

There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.

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(785): There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill. http://tfl.nu/tym2

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(636): View more from Missouri

Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.

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(636): Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape. http://tfl.nu/3ikt

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(219): View more from Indiana

They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.

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(219): They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves. http://tfl.nu/j0o7

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.

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(763): Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/1p73

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(925): View more from California

We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts

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(925): We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts http://tfl.nu/eq30

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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.

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(847): I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday. http://tfl.nu/eqk0

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Get you some cowboy.

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In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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(832): Get you some cowboy. (832): In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself. http://tfl.nu/cgrb

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(573): View more from Missouri

Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"

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(573): Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend" http://tfl.nu/taab

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(802): View more from Vermont

Omg that was my second thought of the morning.

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First was that we had pop tarts.

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(802): Omg that was my second thought of the morning. (802): First was that we had pop tarts. http://tfl.nu/egcs

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(913): View more from Kansas

Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.

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(913): Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet. http://tfl.nu/v65u

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