one word: firstdatebathroomanal
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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