The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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