Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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