you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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