he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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