All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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