Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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i will never coherently bang her
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones