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(586): View more from Michigan

There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down

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(856): View more from New Jersey

2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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(708): View more from Illinois

He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me

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(469): View more from Texas

I can feel my moral fiber fraying.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

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