Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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