you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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