Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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