Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dignity is for republicans.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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