I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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