gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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