that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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