awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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