So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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