i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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