My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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