just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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