Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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