its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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