She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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