some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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