Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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