Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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