I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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