I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize