talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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