i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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