turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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