You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
