Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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