Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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