So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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