She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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