Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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