Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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