Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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