strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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