He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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