brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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