I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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