I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I woke up under a house in Key West
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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