I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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