I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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