That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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