u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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