Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007. http://tfl.nu/n4mi
  Replies (9) Good night (3224) Bad night (830)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall. http://tfl.nu/weml
  Replies (24) Good night (6064) Bad night (708)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Ontario

  girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently. http://tfl.nu/g9ad
  Replies (23) Good night (1634) Bad night (4062)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed. http://tfl.nu/da2p
  Replies (13) Good night (5001) Bad night (903)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here. http://tfl.nu/2yn8
  Replies (5) Good night (1317) Bad night (2926)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B. http://tfl.nu/uw83
  Replies (8) Good night (1300) Bad night (2468)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for http://tfl.nu/u8ph
  Replies (4) Good night (1360) Bad night (627)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell. http://tfl.nu/ufac
  Replies (17) Good night (1874) Bad night (630)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day. http://tfl.nu/5jp7
  Replies (2) Good night (1363) Bad night (539)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor. http://tfl.nu/2e0y
  Replies (6) Good night (1577) Bad night (614)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. http://tfl.nu/bowh
  Replies (3) Good night (735) Bad night (393)
• Favorite

  (361): View more from Texas

  I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (361): I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08. http://tfl.nu/948b
  Replies (3) Good night (766) Bad night (419)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach? http://tfl.nu/gw61
  Replies (4) Good night (361) Bad night (739)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table http://tfl.nu/p8r7
  Replies (0) Good night (279) Bad night (368)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us. http://tfl.nu/s60g
  Replies (0) Good night (140) Bad night (39)

Randomize